Sunday, August 22, 2010

Carmen's Apartment.

So, I got a call from Carmen...
"Yo. Sup, dawg. What's crackin'?"
"Oh. Nuttin' much. Just chillaxin' at the crib. Naaaaw meen?"
"Get off yo fat ass and help us wit groceries. We bought all this grub, but we ain't got nuff handz."
"Shit! You fo' real? That much? If I help, I bettuh get some free food or sumthin"
"Nigga, please! Hurry yo ass to County Market and carry some potatoes."


And so I did. Carried groceries and Candy's books to their apartment. The apartment building was nothing like I imagined. It was my fault though cause I realized I was imagining like a whole condo thing. But it was pretty nice. Outside, they're got a ton of open grass to do whatever, a sandpit volleyball court, tennis courts, an outdoor pool...maybe basketb (I can't remember). And inside, it was very neat and they have the best carpet ever!! SO SOFT!! And Carmen brought panes of glass to use as dry-erase. So clevah.

Got there, tried working on a crossword, and fell asleep while they made dinner.


Kevin H to the left, Miranda H to the right.
While they ate, I went to Carmen's room and did yoga on the SUPER SOFT CARPET!! Sun Salutations Part One? 

Saturday, August 21, 2010

THE NASTY.

So, this was my first day here and it was pretty good day. Ate, shopped, cleaned up, chilled .... then "the nasty" happened. 

When I went to shower at night, some guy is passed out naked. MY EYES!!
Why couldn't he have been in the side showers? ... or had his curtain up?

(Refer to above diagram) yEah...There was NO way to avoid seeing this naked nuisance. 


That's exactly how he looked: inebriated, naked, wet. Well...less alien/Voldemort-like. But ... whatever. It's just a rough sketch. Also, I didn't draw the nudie parts because ... that's sick. 


yEp! Very interesting first day. I hope I don't encounter any more of this.

OH YEAH! ANOTHER "THE NASTY" STORY! Some idiot on our floor kept peeing on all the toilet paper rolls and on the floor. Once, he did it in the afternoon and we were all like, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS CHRONIC PEE EVERYWHERE-ER!" 

Friday, August 20, 2010

The Quad.



This is our quad. It's pretty ridic big compared to the UIC quad. Just to give you an idea of exactly how big it is, two laps around our quad already make up 3 miles. Lots of room to lay, to nap, to play frisbee, etc etc. The best part is that it's sloped, so when going down one way on longboard, it's soooooooooooooo fun!!

The building alll the waaay on the other side of the quad is called the Union.



 The Union.

Flippin' trees all in the way and stuff. Anyways, this is the Union. For those who are familiar with UIC, it's the equivalent of SCE. They have a food court, rec room (bowling, billiards, video arcade), student lounges, tech labs, convenience stores, outside patios, conference rooms, ballrooms, multi-purpose space for dance and stuff. It's a really awesome place.





The Foellinger Auditorium.
I took the quad picture in front of this gigantic building on the big ass platform. This is on one end of the quad while the Union is on the opposite end.

The auditorium hosts many of the student productions  and performances. This is also the largest lecture hall on the whole campus. This bad boy can seat 1750 students (assuming each student fits one seat). ¡IncreĆ­ble!